I have quark express 5 on my machine at work but for various reasons i'm hardly ever allowed to use it. Sometimes i'll have to use publisher, usually because another department also has it. Publisher is the boy band of desk top publishing compared to quark's singer/songwriter/musician. It looks prettier but under the surface can't do half the things competently let alone well.
Most often, however, i have to use word to do layouts. When that happens i begin sounding like an x rated muttley, muttering obscenities and cursing everything that has ever originated in redmond.
I demand quark and the right to use it for everything!