Thursday, July 31, 2003
Affair Advice
Someone came to Spinneyhead earlier after following a Google link from their search of i am male 38 my secretary is 24 i wish to have sex with her. We were top of the list! How we get to be a world expert on May- December office romances I'll never know, but the responsibility of the position binds me to say- so long as no-one else can get hurt and you are both consenting- go for it!An equally wierd hit was from a search for What is the moral of the story The cap seller and the monkeys ??????
addition I also got my strangest e-mail for months. It simply says- you are gay and i think i will sign you up for as much spam as i can.....Have a nice day Is this a piece of spam itself, or am I being narrowcast to by someone who despises my gayness?
Labels: sex
posted by Ian at 8:09 PM
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Oh God! Yes!! Yes!!! YES!!!!
The number of hits I've been getting for national foreplay/ orgasm day is quite astounding. I'm not complaining, but the lesson has to be that smut sells.Boobies!
Naked People!
Sex!
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posted by Ian at 7:56 PM
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Ho Hum! Giz a job, I can do that! (or maybe I can't)
Oh! Well it seems the spectre of the ghost which seems to mean that the three members of Spinneyhead Central can not have a job at the same time seems to have stuck again. As of today I have been given a months notice, which I don't have to attend work during, which will be paid for a month or up until I get a new Job, which ever comes sooner. So I better get my CV upto date. I picked up a copy of the MEN on the way home. It was a pity as I was enjoying the challenge of the work and the guys at Epix are great and I can honestly say I will miss them. I am probably going to goto the quiz tonight either at the Rampant Lion or the Lass o'Gowrie. Give me a ring, if you want to join. The only worry I have now is that I have a 5 grand loan hanging over my head which, if I had know that I was going to be made redundant, I wold have never took out. But such is life.posted by Daz at 3:04 PM
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Mentioning Sheep
LTRQ, who's a big fan of Johnny, likes the MNMS T shirt.Warm fuzzy glow of recognition.
posted by Ian at 11:15 AM
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Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Phonecam Romance
All things being equal, I should soon be the owner of a camera equipped phone. I can't think of a single thing to do with it. Except.....Remember photo stories? They were a very eighties phenomenon- comic strips of a sort, with photographs rather than line art- where non- or semi- professional models threw dramatic poses to suit the story bubbles that appeared around them. They were primarily contemporary romances, presumably because these required the minimum costume and prop expenses, though I do remember a tongue in cheek Nemesis one in a 2000AD special. They seem to have disappeared now, apart from on the occasional tabloid problem page.
So I thought it wold be cool to do a photo story shoot on the fly, using phonecams to click and send the shots back to base to be collated and captioned. I need a few volunteers to 'act' and make up the story as they go along. Come on folks, don't be shy.
posted by Ian at 11:04 PM
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Return of the Sheep!
Yes, it's back. Now that CafePress are being reasonable in their Term of Service, I've reopened the Spinneyhead shop, and the 'Must Not Mention Sheep' T Shirt is the first product to go back on sale.
Labels: Sheep
posted by Ian at 8:38 PM
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Sanity Clause
Section 28 may finally be getting repealed. About bloody time too, I can't believe we've had to wait this long. What exactly is 'promotion' of homosexuality anyway?Labels: homosexuality
posted by Ian at 11:36 AM
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Bash Street
With The Beano coming up to itsBaxendale's own site
The Beano
Labels: Comics
posted by Ian at 10:49 AM
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